Spoiler alert: Is House going to the l***y **n?

Stop reading if you don't want to know what may possibly happen in the May 11 season finale of House. Everyone else, onward and downward...

For the asterisk quiz-challenged, the above headline poses the provocative question, "Is House going to the loony bin?"

And the answer is... I honestly don't know, but it sure looks like it. Let's review the evidence:

• House is currently seeing dead people (in this case, Wilson's cutthroat bitch of an ex, Amber).
• The logline for the May 4 episode says, "House is willing to do the unthinkable to make his visions stop."
• Last week, the show set up shop at New Jersey's abandoned Greystone Park Psychiatric Hospital to shoot scenes for next season.
• I'm told something happens in the finale that is so shocking cast and crew were forced to sign confidentiality agreements.

The verdict: Duh. The only question is, will the Huddy sex happen before or after Dr. Crabby Crazy gets fitted for a straitjacket? Post your theories below! And if you can think of some other plot twist that would have prompted the show to travel 3000 miles to shoot scenes at a funny farm, I'm all ears!